117 day
Winter. On the street minus 28. Claus.
A man goes out and goes to the next house. There was a holiday yesterday. Though they have a holiday every day. Alcoholics .....
Door at the neighbors wide open. Minus 28.
A man walks into their apartment through the open door. Past it is a man. He is holding a large shovel snow. The room is a bed.
Mountain rags lies on a bed. This is a blanket. It is already a pile of snow.
From there, stick out arms and legs. There's someone sleeping.
The man asks the man who keeps a shovel:
- What are you doing?
- Wake up!
And on the bed throws one more shovel snow .........

Here are, they are, the harsh Russian guys .......

спалили тебя, Дуся....БРАТ НАБЕЗОБРАЗИЛ, А Я ОТВЕЧАЙ...

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Our unforgettable, mind-boggling Granny continued to terrorize us. It not only forbade us to cook something from the food, but also to wash once again considered a strong offense and is punishable by, literally, a tirade of not flattering, and most importantly, nerdy expressions.
  I then, as it still was silent, and the girl from another faculty, was not going to tolerate all this, and how it disagreed with the arguments of the old woman. She also had the imprudence to ask a question:
- Why are we so concerns our owner of the apartment? We behave very well, indeed, and we breathe it through again?
Answer amazed even me:
- Someone has to teach us life!!
That's entropion!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now I walk along the street and think. It is necessary to buy the market on Tuesday galoshes, and the fact that it is damp again in the left the shoe. Strange I think, because the snow and now there is not got. Why directly got wet? Dai to me see, maybe they broke through to this place, and galoshes have no need to buy?
I bend look exactly, about half of the sole along the the top of the boot is made ​​of felt continuous hole. And why do I now galoshes? Good that looked, though, if a the top of to wear galoshes shoes, no snow will not fall, and will be dry.It is necessary to, nevertheless, on Tuesday to go to the market and try to try overshoes. Difficult to buy new footwear. She have a very poor quality.
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Я иду сейчас по улице и думаю. Надо бы купить во вторник на рынке галоши, а то что то опять сыро в левом башмаке. Странно, думаю я, ведь и снегу сейчас туда не попало. Почему сразу промокли? Дай ко я посмотрю, может быть они прорвались в этом месте, и галоши уже не надо покупать? Наклоняюсь, смотрю, точно, около подошвы вдоль половины всего верха ботинка из войлока сплошная дыра. И зачем мне теперь галоши? Хорошо, что посмотрела, хотя, если с верху на ботинок одеть галошу, то никакой снег не будет попадать, и будет сухо. 
Надо, всё таки, во вторник пойти на рынок, и попробовать примерить галоши. Новую обувь трудно купить. Да и, если честно, то жалко тратить деньги,  она у нас не зер гуд. И не факт, что вывалив определённую сумму, полечится гарантия, что она не развалится на следующий же день......вот такие пироги, господа, присяжные заседатели.......!!!!!!!!
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да, иди ты! пятница 13

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Lady complains her boyfriend:
- Everyone says that my hair look is very bad.
- It is not true, you have a good haircut, Simply you not come up to her.
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Дама жалуется бойфренду:
- Все говорят, что моя причёска очень плохая.

- Неправда, у тебя хорошая причёска, просто ты не подходишь к ней.
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