Thursday, June 12, 2014

137 #Day#Short#Stories
All horror is that, as in the enchanted castle, but it seems that's already broke free, but worth the go up to the escape route, as immediately from nowhere arises guard, soundless and ruthless, and nothing can do already DOES!!
He silently blocks the way, and utter helplessness and hopelessness, and most importantly, the fact there is no no term of, no end, no edge ......

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

136 day short stories 
Thanks terrible yesterday, today, I can not answer you, my dear fans, but I promise that I will answer all sent me a letter after June 28, so do not leave me, I have now just no possibility do it ....... .

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

135 day short stories
The worst thing is when a faceless essence commanded from somewhere out of nowhere, and it decides to breathe it or not, put a plus sign or not, regardless of any attempted to explain or even understand that there are cases where people do not know. that there does not, so this is the real horror .......!!!

Monday, June 9, 2014

 134 day short stories
The other day I was careless that there is not as place, and now I'm 2 weeks that there have banned ..... Well, well, I will have to no pros yet ..... but it is not so habitually .... really .... it does not need the extra pluses free publications, and do not understand it ....... here is a very short story for today, I hope tomorrow I will think of something ......

Saturday, June 7, 2014

133 #Day#Short#Stories
Weather surprises. Hotness is replaced by cold and vice versa. Never was there such differences in air temperature. This is not normal. This raises questions why .......
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And we would like to a simple silence, peace, stability, at least in nature ......
And after hard working days necessary, at least on the internet, but the cozy corners of the planet to visit .......

Monday, April 28, 2014

 132 - 9 day short stories
It took another four weeks. And finally, my neighbors forced transport dog to another place of residence to their cottage where they lived in the summer. I sighed with relief. 
but my short story not finished .....

Sunday, April 27, 2014

132 - 8 day short stories 
I saw the window like the neighbor has driven a woman shed, and the dog helped him. I call the police. The policeman long time to persuade my neighbor's dog to lock its barn. Neighbor swore and did not want to do that. The policeman drew up a report, a dog locked in a shed and took department neighbor. 
Woman was able to get out of the barn ..... 
continuation of short stories tomorrow .....

Saturday, April 26, 2014

132 - 8 ay short stories 
It took another two weeks. I continued to go through my yard with fluid to protect the dog. 
In another day neighbor drank alcohol and let the dog out of the barn. She ran into the street and immediately attacked the woman who works the enlistment office and bit her. 
The woman managed to to drop into their shed. Neighbor sat next to the barn and did not allow a woman to escape from there. 
continuation of short stories tomorrow ....

Friday, April 25, 2014

132 - 7 day short stories 
Administration heard me out, did not realize that the dog is indeed dangerous, promised to sort out and I went home. To cross the line of danger, I was holding a at the ready with a bottle of fizzy liquid to scare off the dog if it attacks. It may seem that it's not so difficult, but when you first need to look into the yard, and then just start to move it, then does not seem so ...... 
continuation of short stories tomorrow .....

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

132 - 6 ay short stories 
I came to the city administration, said about my problem is that I live constant stress that it is impossible to safely go out of my apartment and back again, that I should be at work with a clear head, the dog presents a danger 
and for the people passing by, that many of them guests and can be a scandal if the dog attacks someone of them ..... 
continuation of short stories tomorrow .....short stories 
132 - 5 day short stories
I went to work and home, as through the front line, as the dog could attack at any moment. I started to think how to protect themselves. In Web nothing good been contacted, but I had to be like that, and I went to the authorities .....
continuation of short stories tomorrow ...

Tuesday, April 22, 2014


132 - 4 day short stories
Dog in the barn really was dangerous. Shed not locked, and when she can escape from there, no one could predict. All the more my neighbor gave her team to attack when taking alcohol, let the dog out of the barn ........I exit out of my apartment could never know where at the moment the dog. She could at any time could be near. And to go from an apartment to a safe distance, it was necessary to be on the lookout ........ 
continuation of short stories tomorrow .....

Monday, April 21, 2014

132 - 3 day short stories
Door, of course, has remained until the old, beaten. Long as these neighbors here, it makes no sense to replace.
But one of the neighbors, and finally - what sold his apartment and moved to another place .......
There was another stormy apartment. Hopefully when - ever, and she be cleansed ........
But as long as they continue to holidays. Their dog sitting in their barn and howls at - night, so we can not open the window, the house stuffy. But it was still anything but dog bites. She attacked people passing by, has bitten by four who now go to injection prevention. 
continuation of short stories tomorrow ....

Sunday, April 20, 2014

132 - 2 day short stories
My door - iron. From attacks on her left dents.
Now these dents begin rusting, and no one answer for it ....... I wish door so much as pity money which to me would have to spend to replace it with a new one.
Especially because my salary is not designed for such frequent replacement of the front door .....
continuation of short stories tomorrow ......

Friday, April 18, 2014

132 - 1 day short stories
Holiday neighbors continued.
The evening came. The neighbor again started knocking on the door the new guests.
Neighbor, or have not heard, or did not want to to start up more than,
but he did not open the door.
Then these guests began to break my door .......
continuation of short stories tomorrow .....

Thursday, April 17, 2014

131 - 9 day short stories 
Surprisingly, that the roof was repaired most incredible way of working utilities. 
Why a surprise because I did not ask, and, of course, my neighbors would not this be not done. 
My neighbors other interests. 
I did not ask HCS fix that roof, because it is always an exercise in futility ...... 
continuation of short stories tomorrow ...........

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

131 - 8 day short stories
Now exit from the roof over the porch broken and the falling snow from the roof will fall on my head, although it is now spring, the weather can still make a joke .....
continuation of short stories tomorrow ............

Monday, April 14, 2014

131 - 7 day short stories
I looked out the window. He stood up and rubbed his side and went. Through the 16th minutes he came back. He was carrying bottle and a snack. Celebration continues .........
continuation of short stories tomorrow .....
131 - 6 day short stories 
The neighbor could not get out the door. He climbed out of the window and jumped on the roof of the first floor, kicked her and broke all. 
In my window just flashed his hand ...... 
continuation of short stories tomorrow ....

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

131 - 5 day short stories
The door remained closed. The neighbor could not get out the door. He walked along the ledge and jump to the ledge on the roof door, which was way out of my porch ..... 
continuation of short stories tomorrow .....

Monday, March 24, 2014

131 - 4 day short stories
Rumble in the corridor stopped.
I stepped out of my apartment, I have to go to the store.
I could see the cause of thunder. At the door of my neighbors was 32 ​​kg kettlebell. My neighbors with this kettlebell opened his door. They beat the Giray on the door, but the door is opened
outward and they bashed Giray inward ........
continuation of short stories tomorrow

Sunday, March 23, 2014

131 - 3 day short stories 
My neighbors are having fun almost every day, and variety quirks there was no limit. 
Sunday. Crashing on the landing. I'm going to go to the store. Waiting for a lullof a sudden, in the hallway butchery .....??? 
continuation of short stories tomorrow ....

Saturday, March 22, 2014

131 - 2 day short stories
A man in a white shirt, which collapsed from the window 2 floors, grunted, and scratching his by side, stood up.
I thought that perhaps it broke a rib, but he was gone.
My neighbors quickly insert new glass, as if nothing had
there. Why a man fell out of the window? Or helped him?
continuation of short stories tomorrow .......

Friday, March 21, 2014

131 - 1  day short stories 
Lay bricks under the window. Their sharp edges sticking out in different directions. 
The apartment of my neighbors was a grand booze and dancing. Summer. Window shutters on the windows open. I hear the sound of breaking glass. I look out the window and see lying on bricks 
man. He fell from the window of my neighbors with 2 floors .......... 
continuation of short stories tomorrow ......

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

130 day short stories
My favorite neighbors at first broke the stove they were renovating it. Now the oven represents a pile of bricks that was lying under the window of 2 floors.
With the successful rout the stove they staged another
banquet with smashing crockery, dance floor with trembling and other quirks.
On their short history continued tomorrow ...

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

129 - 5 day short stories
He was one jump with a twist as skaters in triple toe , UCLA on the bed. Now I could safely go another room and turned to leave , but I heard:
- Hey ! - I looked .
- Hey ! Go to my wife Tanya F. ........ oh, tell me here ! !
I decided to find out where he still hangs outside of the house , and asked :
- And you then, do you think now where?
He looked at me dully said :
- Prrreo ... obrazhe ... nskogo .... 6 - and CWR ..... ati ... ra ..... 8 , that is , he called my same address and I are brothers , I said to myself that he is in my same address ......
Whom he had seen at the moment in front of him .....
they are such , these short stories .....

Monday, March 17, 2014

129 - 4  day short stories
Finally he reached the edge of the bed, but he was on the floor.
And on the bed must still be like that fit. I could not pick it up, as he had a big body weight.
I leaned over to his ear and whispered:
- And you can zaprygnut on the bed?
He replied:
- Yeah! - not known and unimaginable leap as was on the bed. I just opened my mouth .......
Continued short Stora tomorrow ...... as always ....

Sunday, March 16, 2014

129 - 3 day short stories
When he stopped, I bent down to his ear and whispered:
- Well, well, come on, well done!
And he kept going. To the bedroom had literally
2 meters. He manfully overcame the distance and found himself the bed. Now he had upload it as an it is in bed, but I can not pick it up, he has a lot of kilograms of weight. What to do? ..........
continuation of short stories tomorrow

Saturday, March 15, 2014

129 - 2 day short stories
I said in his ear: 
- Can you crawl? 
- Yeah, - he nodded. 
- Well, then crawl! - I whispered. 
And he crawled. I walked by to side elevation, and if he stayed, then again say: 
- Well, well well, come on, come on, well done! 
So he moved toward the bedroom ........ 
continuation of short stories tomorrow moreover in my profile links to other languages ​​.....

Friday, March 14, 2014

129 - 1  day short stories
My ex-husband in a state of glazing staggered into the apartment and collapsed in the kitchen. I was scared that he has partitioned a entrance to the kitchen. I walked over to him and bent. He did not speak and just mumbled. Alcohol defeated him. I realized that I did not budge and asked: 
- Can you crawling? .... 
continuation of short stories tomorrow
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Thursday, March 13, 2014

129 day short stories continues
My ex-husband and former in fact because, in one of the usual days came home, as I put it on the horns. 
  I opened the door, and he fell into the entrance hall. He then has shifted the kitchen than my movement is very difficult. I was upset. Entrance to the kitchen was closed ..... 
Continued fascinating and short stories tomorrow
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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

128 day short stories
He was sitting on the stairs. He was asleep. Half cucumber sticking out out of his mouth. Eyes were open. The way I was closed. Drunkard, who stood in front of them again pulled a drunkard,
like a cork from a bottle, and I passed with buckets.
They blocked the stairs again.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

 127 - 5 day short stories
I looked up, and buckets of water, literally, came down from his hands. I barely had time to catch them. Idel me one of drunks. He was asleep. Sleep caught him by surprise at the chewing stage of cucumber on his half. Chewing stopped. Cucumber, or rather his half still stuck outside. Alcoholic sitting with his eyes open. He was asleep. Half cucumber stuck out out of his mouth ......
short stories continued tomorrow ....

Monday, March 10, 2014

127 - 4 day short stories .....
Since the I did not miss these two, then raised her eyes, and a bucket of water almost fell out of my hands. One of the sitting during chewing cucumber, apparently asleep. Cucumber and remained half protruding out of his mouth. He sat with his eyes open and slept ........
continuation of short stories tomorrow ...

Sunday, March 9, 2014

127 - 3 день рассказы
Он взял один из сидящих руку и потянул. Он летел, как пробка из бутылки:
- E!
Я прошел и сказал, что скоро вернется к воде. Они не реагируют.
Вернуться, они хорошо сидят. Я снова спросите меня пропустить ....
продолжение рассказов завтра .....

Saturday, March 8, 2014

127 - 2  day short day
2 body were sitting on the bottom step and obscured an entire passage. Before them stood their employee on Alcohol and was looking at me.
I said that I need to as that to pass.
He conveyed my request 2 seated, zero emotion .......
continuation of short stories tomorrow.

Friday, March 7, 2014

127 - 1 day short stories
I took two buckets and went to fetch water. The stairs are very narrow and inclined in the direction descent, that is, it is necessary to control the body so as not to fall back.
I went down to 1 flight of stairs, turned around and stopped. Downstairs on the last step, as on the bench, sat two bodies ....
continuation of short stories tomorrow .....

Thursday, March 6, 2014

127  day  short stories
Today, no less interesting story than the previous one.
March. 1989. I live in a house where there is no running water, and I need every day bring water in buckets from the column, which is within 2 blocks from my house.
I take 2 buckets, and go for water. Staircase so narrow that .......
continuation of short stories tomorrow .....

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

126
short story continued
He fell and hit his head on the concrete threshold of my neighbor. I did not have more time to deal with it and running down to work. All day I thought I arrive here to work, and there are already waiting for me with handcuffs. I arrived home from work, I go to the porch. Silence. Climb stairs. No one.
A spoil my night and day alcoholic still crowed more than 20 years before heading up .......

short story is over ..... tomorrow will be another ..

Monday, March 3, 2014

126
Continuation of short stories
Of anger that I'm late for work and can get out of troubles - for drunkard this, I went into the corridor. I approached alkagoliki, grabbed his clothes on his chest, and dragged as! He flew out out of my apartment, as a cork from a bottle. He collapsed on a neighbor's doorstep .......
continued short stories tomorrow ....

Sunday, March 2, 2014

126
He stood against the wall in my hallway, and I tried push out him, but he stood firmly, and I had no strength.
Time already passed, and I could miss the bus, and hence employment. I was very angry at him. Not only that I have not slept in - for it all night, so still and truancy can get!!!
continued tomorrow.......

Saturday, March 1, 2014

125 - 7
I opened the door and he immediately stepped into the apartment. I shout to him: 
- Where are you going? You do not see that there is not going? 
Zero attention. He walked into my hallway and stood against the wall. 
And next to him on the floor were two buckets of water. And if he falls, ....... 

continued tomorrow.......

Friday, February 28, 2014

125 - 6

Toper of - for whom I have not slept all night, started knocking on my door. I should already to go to work, otherwise my bus leave without me, and I'll get truancy. If I open the door, it will consist of this type. And it is unlikely I will be able to cope with it .......
continued tomorrow ...

Thursday, February 27, 2014

125 -
Woken hearted neighbor wrestler with alcohol, that is an alcoholic, of course, went in search of a more comfortable place to sleep than just a message board. If you wake, and would have led to his apartment, but no, that roused herself him, and herself in the bushes.
Boozer began knocking on every door of our porch .....

continued tomorrow ..

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

отё как, а чё, я ничё

125 - 3
Sounds "O O O M M ...... ......." periodically arose among continuing nights and EnTA, as you know, gave me the ability to not fall asleep. As a result, I was trembling all night, and I only just, just dozed off when I heard: 
- Man! Man! Wake up! Youwill catch cold ..... 
Neighbor woke him up .... 
Continuing further ....

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

люм бу тэй люли боли, люмбу тэй лили бай, бай бай бай, пятница 13, Поле...

125 - 2
Great fighter with alcohol lay down on board standing in the yard, taking it to the bench. He fell asleep at once, but not for long. Body alcoholic periodically lets know its right holder not all is quiet in the Danish kingdom. Unwillingness to wake leads to emit a howling - moaning cry. Decibels, while not measured ........
Following tomorrow should.

Monday, February 24, 2014

душ, пятница 13, приколы, веселые животные, ПРИМЕРНО ТАК НАДО ПРИВОДИТЬ...

125 - 1
I really wanted to sleep, but sleep could not visit me. The courtyard of my home had wandered great fighter with alcohol. Experience his battles with the green snake was approaching for 40 years, but he continued to destroy and destroy it by processing of alcohol your body down into simpler components.

To be continued tomorrow........

Sunday, February 23, 2014

наконец то

125
As is well knowntaking a rest mainly those who are already so tired off staying. A person who really needs a rest, then can never think of it.
Summer. Heat. Vents open. From the street, all very well heard.
Night. I'm in the apartment alone. I really want to sleep.

To be continued tomorrow .....

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Friday, February 21, 2014

а там что то есть

123 day
My brother died on 22 February, when he was 42 years old. We loved him. And so, in the summer, me and my cousin were in his apartment. Silence. TV is not included.
  I shuddered. Heard out of the closet phone call my brother. We looked at each other with a relative, because the phone was switched off in February and has not been charged since. And that day was his birthday, how to understand it, we did not know .........

Thursday, February 20, 2014

122 день
Бабушка номер 2, который любил петь, а также другие люди, с которыми я -. Когда-либо встречал в моей Жизни тоже ввела соответствующие коррективы Благоустройство из ЕЕ квартиры НЕ позволяют Слишком Много Воды, чтобы вылить, так что мы должны были вымыть 2 столовые ложки воды, примерно как пригодные в 2 горсти.
Но кроме мытья, ведь еще нужны другие водные процедуры, бабушка была показана, особенно на меня, что я, как утка, и у меня есть все время, чтобы плескаться в воде. Возможно, чтобы понять это, потому что канализация в ее квартире состоял из танка - септик, и его объем не был резиновый. Но мы и это не поможет, не только мне почти проще, второй жилец она вышла, странно, правда?

Корректирующие к выводу, что, если я не предполагал, что я подписываю скорпиона, вода знак ......
день 121
                                    Выход ......
Как мы знаем, что удача не может длиться долго. И моя рыбалка триумф закончилась самым необычным образом. Погода, что светило яркое солнце, вдруг изменилось. Резко подул ветер, и мы были в середине озера.
Собравшиеся из ниоткуда, темные тучи, и пошел, нет, дождя, града, каждый градины не был размер желтка яйца. По мне, кроме легкого летнего платья, носить ничего. Тем не менее, также легко одетые, и мой отец и его брат. Град очень больно колотил мое тело, и я плакала каждый раз, когда он добрался до меня и потер ладони место, но я не плакал, хотя мне было всего 5 лет, потому что никто не заставлял меня идти на рыбалку.
Отец, видя, что попадает мне много града, я хотел бы помочь, но у меня не было ничего, чтобы закрыть, то он вылил ведро рыбы в лодку, и положил его на моем ведре. Ведро было отличным, и я спрятался под всем этим. Теперь ни один град не бил меня, но когда они получили ведро, то позвонил в колокольчик, который я содрогаюсь даже больше, чем от града ударов тело. Это был оглушительным и страшно, скажу я вам. Хотя я знал, что это было только звук, и ничего плохого он не сделал, но, тем не менее, это было страшно.
 Между тем, мы плавали к берегу, и только лодка ткнулась носом в берег, ветер утих, выглянуло солнце снова, хорошо, что я могу сказать?
 Мы уже хотим вернуться на рыбалку, но вечер напомнил нам, что там не будет рыбы укусить, и настроение было уже испорчено, и мы решили пойти домой.
 Это было много лет, и я все еще помню, как это было вчера 

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

ту ру ту ру ту ру ру ру..... пятница 13 Feed Search Channel

day 121
                                    Exiting ......
As we know that luck can not last long. And my fishing triumph ended a most unusual way. Weather that shone bright sun, suddenly changed. Sharply wind blew, and we were in the middle of the lake.
Gathered from nowhere, dark clouds, and went, no, no rain, A HAIL, each hailstone was the size of the yolk of the egg. On me, other than a light summer dress, wearing nothing. However, also were lightly dressed and my father and his brother. Grad very painful bashed my body, and I cried every time he got to me and rubbed his palm place, but I did not cry, though I was only 5 years old, because nobody forced me to go fishing.
Father , seeing that gets me a lot of hail , I would like to help, but I had nothing to close , then he poured a bucket of fish into the boat , and put it on my bucket . The bucket was great , and I hid under it all . Now none hail did not hit me, but when they got a bucket , then rang a bell, which I shudder even more than from hail strikes the body. It was deafening and scary , I tell you. Although I knew that it was only the sound , and nothing bad he did not do, but , still , it was scary.
 Meanwhile, we swam to the shore, and only boat nuzzled into the shore , the wind died down , the sun came out again , well, what can I say ?
 We already want to go back to fishing, but the evening reminded us that there will be no fish to bite , and the mood was already spoiled , and we decided to go home .
 It's been many years, and I still remember it like it was yesterday 

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

мечта о звёздах

         Continuation
My father and my uncle even started to get angry, they do not succeed, and his father unhooks the next fish with my rod, straighten the worm on a hook, I cast a float in the water, he immediately jumped up, I was pulling for bait, big fish already there fluttered and this process continued it is in this a pace as I write and you read.
Fish for fish, and I caught half a bucket of fish ...........

Monday, February 17, 2014

я и вот так ещё умею

day 120                          Immediately ..........
So we are in the middle of the lake. Fishing started. I do not know how bait, I was just 5 years oldtherefore my father did. He also did not imagine that just that and will engage this fishing.
  My fishing rod was short, and float on the water lying beside the boat and the fish are always hiding under objects that float on the water, for example, our boat. And since I was little, the fish could not see me, and so do not scared, and willingly swam up to the bait. They grabbed the bait, the float twitched, and I pulled the fish.
  To be continued ..

Sunday, February 16, 2014

пришёл, и чего

119 день
На сегодняшний день у нас с вами несколько длинных storytherefore я бы поделиться им с вашего разрешения, в 3-х частях.
Часть 1. Подготовка к ....
Часть 2. Непосредственно сам .....
Часть 3. Выход ........

                    ПОДГОТОВКА ........
Подготовка началась с того, что я ухитрился удочку, но трудность в том, что годы то время я был о 5therefore стержня должна быть не большой. Примерно 1 метр.
Мой отец и его брат, то есть, мой дядя сделали Мне удочку. Тогда выкопали червей. И мы пошли к лодке плыть на нем и рыбы на нашем озере.
Погода была великолепной. Мы выехали на лодке на середину озера ........

Saturday, February 15, 2014

брр... что - то не пошло...

118 день
  Безудержная гнев рождает безумие. И то, что об этой истории.
      Закрытое учреждение. Пропускная режим. Контрольно-пропускной пункт состоит из небольшой комнаты с большим окном, которое вы можете увидеть, кто приходит, кто уходит с территории учреждения.
Работа длится в течение 24 часов. Утро. Гауптвахта пришли следующие работника. Это один человек. Накануне он сильно поссорился с женой и не спал дома. Его жена, зная, что он будет выходить на работу, решил выяснить с ним отношения до конца. Тогда она пошла на службу к своему мужу.
Когда она увидела через окно гнева мужа к нему вспыхнула с новой силой. Не контролируя себя, она с огромной силой толкнул его руку через окно, пронзил его насквозь, и courseby нарушая его.
"Я хотел, чтобы перейти прямо в лицо" - как она потом сказала, но, конечно, не достигает своей цели, только руку серьезно сократить на стекле ....... а потом обращался с ней в течение длительного времени, почти стали ампутации. .....

Friday, February 14, 2014

вот, вот, это твои проделки....НУ, НАПРОКАЗИЛ Я ТУТ МАЛЕНЬКО, С КЕМ НЕ Б...

117 day
Winter. On the street minus 28. Claus.
A man goes out and goes to the next house. There was a holiday yesterday. Though they have a holiday every day. Alcoholics .....
Door at the neighbors wide open. Minus 28.
A man walks into their apartment through the open door. Past it is a man. He is holding a large shovel snow. The room is a bed.
Mountain rags lies on a bed. This is a blanket. It is already a pile of snow.
From there, stick out arms and legs. There's someone sleeping.
The man asks the man who keeps a shovel:
- What are you doing?
- Wake up!
And on the bed throws one more shovel snow .........

Here are, they are, the harsh Russian guys .......

Monday, February 10, 2014

спалили тебя, Дуся....БРАТ НАБЕЗОБРАЗИЛ, А Я ОТВЕЧАЙ...

116 day           short stories
Our unforgettable, mind-boggling Granny continued to terrorize us. It not only forbade us to cook something from the food, but also to wash once again considered a strong offense and is punishable by, literally, a tirade of not flattering, and most importantly, nerdy expressions.
  I then, as it still was silent, and the girl from another faculty, was not going to tolerate all this, and how it disagreed with the arguments of the old woman. She also had the imprudence to ask a question:
- Why are we so concerns our owner of the apartment? We behave very well, indeed, and we breathe it through again?
Answer amazed even me:
- Someone has to teach us life!!
That's entropion!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, February 8, 2014

да, иди ты сам !

115 day        short stories
Now I walk along the street and think. It is necessary to buy the market on Tuesday galoshes, and the fact that it is damp again in the left the shoe. Strange I think, because the snow and now there is not got. Why directly got wet? Dai to me see, maybe they broke through to this place, and galoshes have no need to buy?
I bend look exactly, about half of the sole along the the top of the boot is made ​​of felt continuous hole. And why do I now galoshes? Good that looked, though, if a the top of to wear galoshes shoes, no snow will not fall, and will be dry.It is necessary to, nevertheless, on Tuesday to go to the market and try to try overshoes. Difficult to buy new footwear. She have a very poor quality.
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Я иду сейчас по улице и думаю. Надо бы купить во вторник на рынке галоши, а то что то опять сыро в левом башмаке. Странно, думаю я, ведь и снегу сейчас туда не попало. Почему сразу промокли? Дай ко я посмотрю, может быть они прорвались в этом месте, и галоши уже не надо покупать? Наклоняюсь, смотрю, точно, около подошвы вдоль половины всего верха ботинка из войлока сплошная дыра. И зачем мне теперь галоши? Хорошо, что посмотрела, хотя, если с верху на ботинок одеть галошу, то никакой снег не будет попадать, и будет сухо. 
Надо, всё таки, во вторник пойти на рынок, и попробовать примерить галоши. Новую обувь трудно купить. Да и, если честно, то жалко тратить деньги,  она у нас не зер гуд. И не факт, что вывалив определённую сумму, полечится гарантия, что она не развалится на следующий же день......вот такие пироги, господа, присяжные заседатели.......!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, February 2, 2014

да, иди ты! пятница 13

114 day  short stories
Lady complains her boyfriend:
- Everyone says that my hair look is very bad.
- It is not true, you have a good haircut, Simply you not come up to her.
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Дама жалуется бойфренду:
- Все говорят, что моя причёска очень плохая.

- Неправда, у тебя хорошая причёска, просто ты не подходишь к ней.
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Monday, January 27, 2014

супер - пупер, пятница 13, мои любимые котики

 113 day  short stories
     
At the pharmacy: 
- Give me a cure for the eye.
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В аптеке:

- Дайте мне лекарство от глаз.
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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

И чё? супер, пятница 13, очень красивые котики

112 day  short stories
In the pet store lady drawn. She asks clothes for pregnant dachshund. Seller asks:
- I hope the father - the taxi driver?
- No. The left driver.
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В магазин для животных обращается дама. Она просит одежду для беременной таксы. Продавец спрашивает:
- Надеюсь, отец  - таксист?
- Нет. Левый водитель.
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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Ночной город, Центральный Универмаг.Новый год.Феи продолжают сказку.

111 день short stories

                                                    - Боцман, барометр упал.
                                             - Сильно?
                                                                                - Smithereens!!
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                       - Боцман, барометр упал.
                         - Сильно?
                           - Вдребезги!!
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Thursday, January 9, 2014

учитесь, как надо, пятница 13, мои любимые котики

110 days       real short stories,

                                                - So, what you have with your arm?
                                             - I broke it in two places, the doctor.


                                             - Be careful. Henceforth avoid such places.


- Так, что у Вас с рукой?
- Я сломал её в двух местах, доктор.
- Будьте осторожны. Впредь избегайте таких мест.......real short stories.............

Friday, January 3, 2014

где то тут было нло, пятница 13, реклама старого телефона

109 day
                                                                   The doctor
                                                    commits morning round:
                                          - Something I do not like your cough, sick!






                                            - Excuse me doctor, but I can not better !!!!!!