Friday, December 27, 2013

И чё? супер, пятница 13, очень красивые котики

108 day

                                                     Before starting the operation,
                                               the surgeon says to the patient:
                                         - The operation will be shown on television.



                                                               Try to to smile more often.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

кап,кап,кап, пятница 13

 


      But interestingly, there many individuals who can tell you about myself publicly ...... no matter what way, if on the square is in the film or in print .... not so is simple and most importantly dare to do it ..... and
But I have dared .........
And it's true .....!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, December 21, 2013

где то тут было нло, пятница 13

day 107
                                                                        Woman


                                                                     gave birth to 5 boys.


                                                                     Happy father
                                                               placed in intensive care.



                                                          Doctors say that he will live!

Sunday, December 15, 2013

106 day      short stories
                                                             - It's unheard of!
                                   Why do you require me to pay under the account before lunch?





                                            - The fact is, sir, that you have ordered mushrooms.
short stories

Monday, December 9, 2013

105  
              short stories                                                       
105 day


                                                                     



                                                                            When a male is left alone,
 


                                                                   his refrigerator
 



                                               is gaining up to 100 views per evening.
short stories 

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

104 day  short stories

                                                                          Doctor......

                                                                    I have after the wedding
 

                                                        that that vision, I do not see money ......
short stories

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

103 day
                                                 Hab, was a grasshopper. He was green......

                                                           

                                                        One fine morning, came running a frog.
                                                                  She was a glutton...........
        And has eaten a grasshopper. Grasshopper had no idea that this can happen........

Monday, November 25, 2013

102 day

                                   Bad soldier who does not dream of becoming a general........

 

Sunday, November 24, 2013

101 days

I go, like down the street, the birds are singing, spring, snow melts, the sun shines ..... down to meet me my old familiar ....... How are you???? ..... And all that began .. tell me that recently watched a horror movie ...... "There Is!!" ......... "sUCH!!"
                                                         " HAIR STAND ON END !!!!!!"


Saturday, November 23, 2013

100 day

Let's climbed out of my memories of Semenivka on and so forth, and will be back today .......
  So, in one of our many localities, residents saw the UFO ......



and clutching who his heart, who is behind the phone, started to to call the authorities .....



They advised to drink less and hung up ..........

As you remember, I only have the present stories ............ Your Tatiana Noyabrskaya

Friday, November 22, 2013

99 day


About Semenovka I have not told you all remember, there was the driver of the tragus , attendant, and as it turned out , even the tractor


dashing young man , a shirt that said , yes , and you can see for yourself , and put this hero of labor eye on your obedient servant , yes, yes, you guessed it ...... for me ........... especially that he did not show his feelings , but in the evening , apparently, for courage by taking gram dtsat ....... appeared around our hut , and I, unfortunately, went to fetch water ...... I hear back tractor rumbles , well, let it be, rumbles , I think, myself ..... and move on , still not Broadway, there is just such a technique in fashion ......... only hear my name . on the street .... no one else ...... look back , and it 's our overall favorite, so what are you , my dear friend took ......... and he offers me , they say, go, drive around , I ask , on what ......... on the tractor , without batting an eye, corresponds to the ...... I like that I hesitated, and he's sort of a provocateur , they say, what, afraid of what? ? ? ....
I ? ? Yeah, never ! ! and jumped into the cab , and it was getting dark .......... by gas, and ran at breakneck speed from the village , I cry out to him , that would not drive well , and he apparently boyadsya that I will protest , and took the time to take me away from home , what he expected ? ? ? ........
naive .......... we arrived in his village , which is about half a mile from ours, and he said , went to the apple orchard ...... what is there to do , I ask ..... ....... and he just look like I have not seen the gardens , it is their courtship are here ........ Well , okay , I say ..... we went back to the cabin , and on ..... .. this time he has calmed down and drove so ........ we drive , yes, indeed, beautiful, what can I say ......





It was getting dark at all, only the lights from the tractor flashed nearby trees ........ my cavalier started by the buyer to write a pretzel , if it was necessary in a minefield explosion dodge, he just wanted me to lose orientation in space , that is , got lost , but he had no idea that I village and the girl is still in the maze , like a fish in water ........... dangled we dangled , all the same , not asphalt ..... all had our bumps , well, it is shown in FIG ....... just , he was tired , apparently, steer, and emerged from the garden on a side road , and we drove back to his village ....... .. drive up to his house, he kills the tractor and says that now go to the barn , my question is , why , how strange grin ....... but I would have hesitated , but whether we should go there , because I and home time , he assured that he would take me then and clutched the hand , and the rolling drunk while he was driving it , it was not noticeable that it is wrong ...... I am, after all would not sat in his tractor originally ........ well, a bit late now I renounce ...... he holds my hand , and he could barely , barely does not fall asleep , so I think that is unlikely that he out, and since I did not pull his hand out of his peasant big hands , I agree to get on his barn .........





the more so that the smell of hay, long forgotten me already , I remember as a child we , kids sits down there , and we knead hay while it threw out stacks brought ........... we climbed in
the upper tier , my boy , of course, my hand freed , where I am now , in his opinion , going anywhere , because he thought that I was incompetent and tyuteha ........ brains to powder , and on .... .... but then it suddenly struck down a dream, but such that it is, literally, fell into the passage to which I was counting ................ and the smell in sarayke , you would know what ! ! ! freshly dried herbs ! ! Well , you know ............
So , the young man is snoring , and I do not want and leave the cozy nest , but we need to get out , because not known how much his body is designed , I mean, a sleep ....... I priporoshila his mud room , breathed just a little bit and began to shovel out of the pit , which immediately formed under our weight, but I got out safely , and since the way I remember , I go out there and ran ...... just what field to go ........ . the moon shone full ....... what a field dotted with clumps , then they helped me, and since my Romeo frustrated very quickly came to his senses ...... Enough , but no one ...... there , here ..... bye bye .......
it to the tractor and dogonku , I hear a familiar sound , lights and almost side by side, sat down in these bumps .... he flew past , then came back again, I sat down in the bumps ...... so he did not found ..........
   And then, when we have already learned , it's to me a letter in which he asked me to marry him ..........

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

98 day

As you have probably realized , the story of the great and all-powerful medical assistant is not over ......... and, in consequence, it was found out that he is not only a medical professional, but also a projectionist , fitter, turner and employee Zernotok is a hangar, where with the help of heated surfaces dried grain ............. that is, the medical assistant works in all these points .......... talent , and only ....... and all have memories , perhaps, of it would have ended, but .... there is always ... BUT ..........
  So, my classmate he had cured on time ...... now , according to the rule of the narrative , it must , as that would be , to touch and to me, at least ........ its existence ....... Well, actually , so would perhaps have happened if it were not for my independence .........
 So, lunch is not what would not stand out against the background of all the other days , if not medley that takes place every time we cook on - another of her and not be called ....... she managed all the meat tossed into the soup , pull apart the fibers , not laziness , it is striking the plate ....... always swam mesevo sort of meat cut threads, each fibril separately , well, the rest of the components vvide chutelki potatoes and 2, 3 petals cabbage ... as well as meat broth occupied all the space , and then it seemed that it very much, that is, solid meat ........ weird, but the taste was very pleasant , and the other food was not there .... so ...... and this time we came to dinner, sat on the bench ....... Stulikov apparently were not in fashion ......... and to enter or leave the table , you had to screw up something like a leg to step over the bench and then you can sit down or leave this ship .......
We sit, eat , soup , as always, of mesevo , well what can happen here , you say ? ....... Ah ! .... Take your time ......... Here I lowered into the mouth the next portion of food, and almost without chewing , as nothing, swallow ..... I. .... OOO ! ! ! ....... feel that I got a bone in the throat and not small, roughly about 6 cm, she stuck to either side of the pharynx and everything! ! neither there nor here ......
I can not do anything , much less to say , I look at all ....... chew ......... WHAT TO DO ! ? ? ? ? ..... first thought .... ...... apply to medicine, I mean, the local ...... but ,
 Mindful of such a brilliant individual, I have rejected this message, because I have not even been able to explain what happened to me ....... I'm afraid to swallow , suddenly , the bone in the throat collapses and then to the lungs ...... ... one thought in my head , what to do ? ? ..... slowly, trying not to move Liska , climbed over the bench , neighbors sit still so tight that barely scraped through, and crawl to the street, and in my head all the same , what to do? ? .......... out on the porch , went down , turned the corner , and then it hit me , what if the two fingers in his mouth , you see, and will fly .. so ..... I did ....... bent over and put her fingers ....... ...... Oh ! ! .... miracle ! ! ... she flew on the grass ..... FU ! ! sigh of relief ........ yes , and what a sigh , if you knew ! ! ! never before have I with pleasure not breathe ! ! looked at the bone , it consists of a oboyudo sharpened blade that has expanded in the middle , a kind of shuttle tatting ....... for long, as I said , about 6 cm .. .. and if I went to the medical center, would not know how it ended ..... Here are the pies .........
97 day


So, we came to the conclusion that it is necessary to invite a paramedic to give us something to understand how seriously such deviation in the health of my fellow students , I remind you ...... she fainted in the bath , I wrote about it yesterday .... ...
   But to find this individual in the creepy cross-country , I tell you , not a simple matter , given that the street is dark, strange village , and most importantly , it is unknown where the medical center and the line paramedic , as time ran out for a long time ... ....... Well , anyway, it is necessary to act , because if you start any complications , the hospital is even harder to get .....
   I came out of her hut on chicken legs and rolled almost at random groping , of course, feet on such an unknown space , stumbling and grabbing the fence, which served as a JP EU navigator ....... do not know how, but I almost just got to the point my goal ...... in the dark, I saw a barely discernible sign that telling us that this building has to do with medicine selenskom scale ....... cheers ! ! .. ..... I explained that this is exactly what I need ....... ....... so now what? .......... point , of course, is closed what else could I expect ......... looking around here , I was surprised to see that this place is in a building that has another institution , and it shone windows ...... so .... . gorgeous ! ! go , I ask , where is all the same , our medical luminaries can live ....... where to find it, and, in general , is it possible now ......... porch Log in entot parallel world was behind the yard , so to speak ........ I stepped on the first rung ladder is not quite stable , and something like , climbed up to the upper part of ..... on a door, which held on the same loop , but having a weight of the safe deposit , well, shall we say, out of the bunker bomb shelter , well, that it was open ......... so I timidly crept into the hallway , the floor of which is also dancing , apparently, when it mazurka , but never stopped ....... but I still got to the next valve that separates the living room from the space of the street, because it can not be called a door ....... with difficulty, but as Anyhow , she opened ........ sorry for such a harmful style , I just do know what happens next ......
  And then , I discovered the oil painting ........ in the room where I have got so insecure manner , was dim, the right to dermantinovom with rollers couch lay a man in a white T-shirt and sweat pants ......
   He opened his eyes when I propilikala ..... " Zdraaste " ........ " Sorry, you do not tell me where I can find a paramedic ? " - I mumbled .........
 Silently, he turned to the other side , that is, back to me, and muttered that it is the desired copy ...... and silent, and I said nothing , waiting for the question , I think, so it will be correct , but he was not there after the thirtieth minute ........ MAT pause , I still could not survive , and I say that we have a girl fainted , and we ought to go and see ........ silence .... chug ... and what you snort ........ then a question and how long ago it was , then a second ....... was it like that before .... but how do I know it or not, I know that my fellow fighter , literally , 1 month, and it is not full ..... and mumbling , he 's all lying to me all also back ...... I am somewhat taken aback , I , according to their understanding and education, thought he was at the first sentences of my jump and jerk like mad to save .... yes ....... ...... how wrong I .......... after some more minor issues and seeing that I 'm not leaving it , grunting like a wild old man , turned on the couch already facing me , Oh ! ..... Progress ! ! ........ and continued doznavanie ....... " So, what should I bring? " - He asked me , that is, you understand , I have it ! ! ! ......... all lying ........ I also said that she also broke the chin , then , perhaps, iodine .......... he thought a couple of minutes and finally stood up ..... .. and went to wash his hands ! ! ! ...... why , I thought, anyhow , to go across the street .......... so .......... washed carefully wiped and put Finally , a shirt , so I think that is half done ..... " Well , let's go to the clinic ......." - he suggested , I just sighed resignedly ........ calmed only that the item was on the other side of his abode .......... he went in and through ......... minutes ................ ................. out ........
Hurrah! ! ! Silence we reached our konurki , I was left on the street, so as not to interfere with the inspection, all of a sudden , there is what that secret .......... 7 minutes later he came out and said , that's okay and went , of course , will hear from me, thank you so much ........ I went to the veranda ....... my classmate was lying on a cot ........ " Well, what? " - The eyes ........ I asked , she said that he came in, the first thing asked, " Well, that is still alive ? " .......... Then she could not tell. ......
he hoped , apparently on a different outcome ...... but if a person wants to live here ...... medicine is powerless

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

96 day

Regarding our beloved attendant, then I 'll tell you about it in the next days , do not worry, do not miss , it's also very entertaining ...... and now , directly on the bath , or rather not on the structure of it, and , of course , the events associated with it ......
  So , once again asking us to make a bathhouse , and after working all day in the field, we wandered into these things prepriyatneyshee institution ...... we , I and my classmate , well, everyone else too .......
 In the dressing room we got rid of duds , and in the heat ! ! ...... Cheers ! ! ..... What else does a simple medical school female students ...... I remind you that I am a time training in it already had a nursing diploma , the department of nursing and three years of work in the surgical department of CRH, and I would call it even heroic branch , that is, with practice I have at that time was all about, Okay .... .. how did you realize that all of my digressions , in fact , only bring us closer to the climax of the narrative ......... so , we poured water into a basin , already lathered up , and the process has begun .... tumanchik ... small pair of creating not only comfort, but also a certain mystery, because, when not all clearly visible, and sets up the mood for trance and smooth disconnection from reality , well, you know what I mean , I hope ..... .
 So, look , my comrade floating slowly past me and was like , and vertically falls face forward and down, not even bent , that is, it does not hlesnulas weak, even as a post if his sawed ..... I it flies up , I start to ask, that with her, she is silent , I slowly turn over on her back, though not very hygienic naked body on the floor , well , it's not to care ..... and again I ask, what with her, and she is silent , I think she asked quietly , because gvald costs from the other .... I 'm just trying to find out more and see it as a strange , that is no way to react ... ... I start to shake her by the shoulder , it is - no gu gu ..... look in the face and eyes , that is, the pupils are wide and fixed ..... so ...... she arrived unconscious .. . remember that I had at least some experience of what medicine .....
 But why ..... because if intoxication , the first to respond to me, as weak on this matter , I am currently ..... immediately be felt ...... and the other , nothing, continue to wash the floor is not slippery ...... so she could just fall off , and the blow of losing consciousness , then what is it now ...... I argue here for a long time , and then, literally , seconds, and I'm already dragging her gently to the door , right on the floor, barely barely , though , because I'm not a terminator , and it is not fluff , albeit with a wasp waist ...... undestanding her to the door of the room pomyvochnaya directly dragged across the floor , well, how could .......... kicked the door, pulled up , as far as she could, her head to the doorway , still more opened the door , that was the fresh air , and began gently slapping her cheeks , so give us something to bring to life ..... and on her chin , I see , abrasion , it is his gouging when crashed , and the floor is cement ....... I gently fingered her body that she could, for other damage , but previously , everything seems to be nothing ......... at least visually ............ but that's then I found out when she pulled myself together ..... I helped her sit up, lean it against the door jamb , and asked again , what? ....... they say, what happened then , and she told me and says that passed me , she told me, allegedly said she was bad, but then I did not hear anything .... most likely, it is in my head said, and loud already failed, or , she said, but so inside, the outside is not heard nothing ...... well , yeah , okay ........ I told her to sit still so long as I was , after all it was necessary to at least remove the foam from my wet body , so what is there to complete washing ...... I for - fast rinsed and stormed out into the locker room , my ward has quietly dressed ........ I once again clarified that it is , she said she just felt bad and all ........ well, we doodevalis , and moved on our porch ......... I was not sure what to She's all right , so we decided to invite a local paramedic medicine vvide .......
 For symmetry , I'm with you until tomorrow rasstanus , as this story is far from over , and promises to be a continuation of oschelomlyayuschim , at least , I think so ......

Monday, November 18, 2013

95 day

So we are in the village Semyonovka , we live , I hope you understand that we are talking about the events of nearly 25 years ago , harvest vvide potatoes come home in the evening arm or leg ...... but, but with a sense of accomplishment I then okay , village girl , and accustomed to work , and my comrade from the big city , and I see that her several tyazhkovato , but then no one cares , and even though I try to take on bigger challenges , however, as always but it does not save my classmate from the ache in the lower back and other parts of the body, but it must be said that it is not whining and valiantly tries to match ......... well , come about potatoes , let's talk about life ... ...
  In those days of fun in the countryside was just a movie at the club, yes , like that and all ....... and the club is unknown why was not functioning , and we just had to plunk cots, read what happened to them and to sleep potatoes to the next , but ....... still had room, which in combination heat thoroughly all the same driver selsovetovskogo tragus , and even then , at our request , that is not quite on our personal , and on our overall student ... . and I must say, the guy he was not bad, and besides , is not married, and if a lot of girls surrounding him , tearfully asked that he bungled the bathhouse , then it is so important from the heavy emphasis on top inflated like a turkey , and then graciously allowed himself to be persuaded ...... it was a real treat ........ we were all crowd into the locker room , and he sat at the entrance and pretended to be busy process of trapping heat in the washing facilities department , for that he almost every minute looking into the furnace and the furnace occasionally tossed back the wood, of course I do not understand why it's necessary, because I 'm used to that first stoked the stove , then warm the water in the boiler and changing the water until it will not be enough for everyone then , waiting until all the wood burn through , close the tube to heat preserved, and only then can you go to bathe , and here , apparently, was a different system , or our preferred attendant as a stoker that all the time , so to speak , to be present during the process , because it's no joke to say , so many girls , and all of you, literally , thank ...... but here we must also express my gratitude to him more human , that he was the top of decency , and no no ..... not that what you action , not even a glance cast aside pomyvochnaya shop ..... and the girls are literally stuck to it , of course outside the bath facilities, but it is quite like a cat with cream, did not allow himself nor any liberties ..... . and what he liked to our attention , it can be understood , in a village where there are no girls , and then just 14 pieces ...... it was our general favorite , though, a secret ...... .
 Now I say goodbye to you yet , because my story is not only still very long, but then even more exciting , so I will bear it for tomorrow, so it will be better , then you will understand .......

Sunday, November 17, 2013

94 day

Yesterday was formed blank day , I suspect that after so candid writings will break ....... but I did not sit with folded hands , worked on another computer, and when - something I will give you mine, so to speak creation ... but for now ... here is what is here , as there are a work in progress ......
  And today, I will continue the story of the village Semyonovka , and our stay in it ....... Well, you remember , perhaps, that I and my classmate were sent , as well as all the then students to fight for harvest in 1980 ... ...
  We lived , as you already know on the veranda at the hostess who did not stick to us , for it is a big thank you ........
 We slept on cots , tea kettle cooked in the evenings , and all we had veri gud .... case with the guest of Good bees quickly forgotten ...... we worked very hard and the rest of the body, since we were so were brought up and led us to the perplexing fact that we came to help local collective farmers and their crop we have not seen at all, only occasionally wander what the poor fellow, and then , apparently, confusing trajectory , going to the store for the next portion of fuel. ...... besides , in the evenings in the village were heard clapping ...... my question to the local Aborigines what it is ..... he is so unpretentious mumbled supposedly shot ...... shot .. how ? Who? ...... fell following questions ...... so , we've got every day shoot , and we did , soon got used to the unusual sounds sim ......... this was a native thus the driver who so valiantly gave us a ride when we came here for the first time , but no, not with the milk truck , and a trestle village chairman ...... count, nearly relatives ...... and you already probably ochuchaete that my speech again spread over a number of stories , but I can not be shortened , because it will not clear ..... so , we proceed to the next series ........ for the symposium , otklanivayus , until tomorrow .....

Friday, November 15, 2013

93 day

Today, as you should already see the kind of anniversary , and I want to honor its offer something extraordinary , at least , I think so ...... but I trust you , so I decided to talk about this ... ....
 And it was not, not in Penkovo ​​, and Semenovka in which we are so anxious with my classmate from Good bees ........ yes ...... more complicated it is to remember, but since I promised then if you please .......
   So, Good bees I personally like that formed acquaintance, or rather even some communication, which , as it turned out later , was not exactly a pleasant continuation .... with his son mistress , in which we lived 2 days as you remember ......... but since we rode from there, and the further development of events would have to be ........ but not for good bees ..... I then realized ........
    In Semenovka , where we arrived to continue the struggle for the harvest , we settled on the veranda next to the hostess, who was kind enough that we do not have not seen , well, except, of course , the move-in and explain some of the locations of local communications, and we find out where there is a sauna , shop and who can buy milk, and then left alone , that is, we lived by themselves, but what else should the two freshmen ........ weather allowed , and we did not freeze though the room had no heating ......... I agreed to sell us milk , and every night I was crawling after him on the other end of the village. The darkness , I tell you , there was pitch as soon as the sun dropped ........ lighting up in this village was not provided , except with the village council , a flashlight, he , so to speak , was a kind of landmark , a beacon to travelers indicating their location in space .......... local , of course, and so all knew where that , but I had to move along the fence to get right to the point with milk. I poured it into bitonchik that we also gave our hostess kindly ........
 So , every night I started up this company to deliver milk ...... and everything would be fine , but intuition - a great thing , I tell you , after all , until the day I wandered for milk without any ulterior motives , and I do then , by nature, nothing and no one has never been afraid , and now , going camping , I tell my fellow member that if I do not come in half an hour , then let him , at least , look where I am ........ . and went .........
  Came out of the hut safely reached almost to the middle of the village, and then I silently behind someone wraps his arms tightly , tears off the ground and drags the outskirts , it is, literally, a few steps, I do not understand, I can not turn around to look, who is this .......... friend, so to speak, I have two pair to the destination , he apparently plans ....... and dropped to the ground, but the hands are not disengaged , but I was able to see who it is ........ and came to the great surprise ...... it was the same son of the mistress of the Good bees ......... I was so struck by the unusual event that you involuntarily , I do not know what, beginning to laugh ........ and ask what he or something crazy? ....... but he was silent, and also , apparently, was somewhat taken aback , he just did not expect such a turn of events ...... but the first ochumenie passed, and before I started to realize that is expected to continue .......... and internally, I decided for myself , that's really , figushki what you get confused , too .......... it was , and he wanted to bring his plan into action ....... tried to drop me on the grass, after a little exercise, he did it , it's clear he's stronger than me, but in my head was pounding one ...... you figure ....... then he tried to take off my clothes out of something , of course, so that I would not let ....... and by all means ... it pushes back , so we tumbled on the grass , as the two wrestlers . Bitonchik my flew to nowhere ......... besides, I did not stop to talk to him , there were many speeches, I do not for a minute they are not stopped , then mumbled something absurd , something like that , and he likes me too but it is so it does not, and that ............. is not here, so at least somewhere in the house , because there somebody can see , and that it is better to go on our porch ..... there was , he began to doubt that I had , like, cheating ........ but I see that he was getting tired , and a little weakened hold ...... yes, here is my sneaker has fallen down , I climbed after her, he pulled his hand , he says, where ? ....... " Yeah, fuck you " - I snapped , and for sneaker ........ he priotpustil your hand .... . so ..... I thought, we should try to use it ...... ........ I threw the second sneakers, and tell him to crawl and looking for him , and he obeyed ! ! ! .... and ... when he pulled away from me, I jumped up and rushed , it was power, but where to go, I do not see ....... guided lantern, and I understand that he will not climb under the lights , I'm a lamp-post but where to hide ...... I see a doghouse , and squat for it ..... it really is not lit place to come out and stand there , and I think the dog suddenly jump out of the booth ..... but, in my happiness , she was not there ...... I sit , I think, what to do , because I have to catch up with him , a piece of cake ........ suddenly I saw two men go almost there, I got out from the shelter , and to them, and there is no sneakers , steps and also did not hear only the sound of soft ...... guys heard such a noise , without looking too rushed . I'm running , and I understand that I do not catch up with them , and they do not stop , but they are my only salvation ...... then I shouted to them to wait , they stopped and looked back . " We thought the dog " - out of breath, they squeezed ...... " What happened then ? " ..... and having learned the cause of my night marathon , they looked where I was pointing out there in the dark, shining white shirt is just my " cavalier " ......... Men carried me home and said that they knew of Kent , last fall he did for a local girl on a horse jumping , and when she had time to drop by the house, all the glass whip landed ....... yes ..... I still got off easy ........ I went on his porch , my classmate was lying on a cot ...... " What do you long? " ..... she asked, and only ....... yes ...... fun ....... I asked to see if I will not be here half an hour ......... I told her about my jogging cross country, and we decided to tell the teacher , because this fellow will not leave me alone .......... we did so .......... teacher in their turn , talked with someone else , and I never saw it, so to speak , the young man ..........
    And why am I all sounded , may be in order to give an example of how not to act so as not to get a similar event , and in fact they could not be entirely fixable , that is, I mean, it's not worth at least as it talk or meet, if not known , the person it represents .......

Thursday, November 14, 2013

92 day

The day before yesterday , when I first selflessly threw firewood pile in sarayku , then tucked into this portion of the woodpile , then went outside again and again threw them into the space of this building , by the end of this process , beginning to feel some dissatisfaction vvide headaches and unexplained turbidity in the stomach ....... I went into the apartment, measured the pressure , it is strange , but it was close to normal, drank some water and trotted back to the cleaning pile vyvalennoy poleshek ....... yes ...... Time to move , and not in the direction of improving the well-being , because before I was on the whole car, it's about 5 cubes , cleaned in one sitting , but also, of course , the health of worried , but also of wood that was 2 times more ...... .... Well , in general, and the whole two and a half hours last log flew away into the opening door and settled down on a pile of their own kind , placed there in the same way ......... but ....... . ........ what is still cleaned them ....... I cleaned the dead than alive , and now crawled on their second floor ....... ....... yes there are still women and after that ......... fizzaryadki I wrote that message , where every possible doubt about his attitude to the writers guild or scribblers , which , frankly, I'd like to find out how you and I will be here peck on keys , and then it turns out that this is just nonsense ......... but how to define it , do not know , but it bothers me .......
 And about Semyonovka where we moved in 2 days , I can still tell something , as it turned out later that we have something with fellow student , looking for her , half the world obkolesili in all modes , except aircraft and interplanetary spaceship , of course ..... .. and it turned out that she was only 7 km from the Good bees, if directly ...... it also played a role in our stay in it, but that's another story ...... until tomorrow .........

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

91 days

Then I wondered , what distinguishes scribbler of the writer, and came to the conclusion that the line is very, very malorazlichima , which is a danger for those who write , because people can truly be sure that he did not scribbler , and what to do who could then give as a who's who , because accidents are riding scribblers as lousy puppies, and these people , too, are engaged in creative work, albeit not as talented as the celebrities, but also spend themselves ...... so , and what different talent, who is determined that there is some sort of a benchmark or yardstick , or whatever the device ...... after all , no, as it can be said that this man , OOOO ! ! genius ! ! ..... and that in general, sucks ........ and yet , in actual fact it may be just the opposite , that these inconsistencies arise when people fear that it will announce graphomaniac , and even with a great desire , yet restrains itself and not writing, although the preconditions for that is ....... wonder whether there is any service that can clearly indicate that that's you, Ivan Ivanovich even comes close to the pen shop , and you, Simon S. , and even sleep with him, is worthy ..... You disagree with me ? ...... what do you do simple layman , who as a child, at school , I tried to write poems , but who have not tried it , you say ? ...... and you're right ....... but some are starting this business of ambition, that 's how I know how you suddenly realize that Pushkin's better not to write them , and for many years , thinking that at all , throw the case, then it is, this thing comes up as early as in the adult , but then only because forced to which any anniversary issue that is and no matter how you make excuses , you almost by fiat , make it do , and not only so still claim that you can handle it and you will be able to , and that they are the ones who order , know that you know how it is ... .... wonder where such confidence , because no one but you knows you when you wrote poetry ......... well, then connected again youthful ambition , the desire to surprise , amaze and even completely forgotten truth that we do not like those who give us something different from the total weight, and even more so , and yet seem to be smarter than her , this mass that never forgives her as a belittled , even so , even if , at first opinion, is not related to her self-esteem , a way .......... Well, not without that which occurs again it's not exactly the best quality of the individual, which is, literally, forced the recall of its long-standing lesson that we should yaknut , that is not absolutely necessary, as it were, it is the desire itself gets out and fight with him not always successful, and this individual again berates himself and his blood pressure rises , and it is only a small payment for the broken word, do not write , do not sing in public, do not try to express their views to improve the world and the individual again gives the word more no gu gu ...... but after some time again to break this word is true, in part, by starting to write blogs, but now it is not because it is necessary again yaknut , show off , someone of something to prove , and in the first place itself that what I can ....... but because there is a real threat to be left without means of livelihood, came up as the pension is not able to provide , at least , bezgolodnoe existence , well, there is the opportunity to immediately publish it, and maybe someday start getting let small , but at least some money , but it's also not very reliable, but the other activities in the circumstances it is not possible to assume , and a book published by the publishing house , no money ........ You have probably realized that is all of the above, for me ..........

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

90 day
 

That ended my long story about our trip , when my classmate , without knowing the location or direction, and only the name, found one day in another village area, reached there and went back to Good bees , which are not was not a single blade of grass in the village .......... what I recall ..... but I also want to say today that as of today there is not a single story , that is, not because it really is not, but for now , because now I have to drive up the wood, and I will have them urgently put in sarayku , and I say this in case if you do not have time to tell you what ever ..... I apologize in advance ......

Monday, November 11, 2013

89 day closing, I hope the past five days



So, we found that in Semenovka we can get only in the milk truck ...... our next problem was that is to wait for the arrival of this cruiser on the creamery, and persuaded his driver , so he took us on board their supermersa .... ....
We went to the creamery , the good, he was not very far away ........ came , sat down to wait, but it still no ...... as time goes on ...... we come to pester aunt , who immediately soap tanks, it actually might come ? ...... what, she assured us that arrives every day ....... Well , well, we will wait ....... a little later , to the butter factory rolled sort of super duper long-nosed car ..... . he got out of the driver and another man , and both disappeared in the interstices of the plant ...... we are again to Auntie ....... this is it ..... she nodded ....... we gasped , and slowly began to creep up on both sides of the exit of the plant, so as not to miss ........ through ennoe time of the doors seemed they arguing about something , one shouted that we should go on the track , the second alleged that , on a country road , there is no police interrupted a dispute ....... we addressed how to politely and pitifully ........ not if they could not if they would be so kind , and so on in short, we need to Semenovka , very ........ just very , preochen , and made his hands palms together, pressed them to his chest ......... apparently they touched our view , or something else ..... but they agreed. "Moreover ," - said priverzhenik country road , you have to go the way he said, although it was longer .....
   It is now we would not for anything like that would not have done, but then ...... in the wind , in the smoke ....... ...... as you know ........ said, done ....... they handed the milk to the factory , and we all tried to fit in the cab ...... it turned out that I have to sit down on the seat next to the freight forwarder , and I will sit on my fellow traveler ... nothing .... , well , satisfied , we were assured , and began to move on top ...... was not that good, but then as it was settled ......... we go , we go ... .. ahead already leaving the village ......... driver turns on a country road , and our journey began .......
   I do not know the driver as he was called , and he referred to the freight forwarder Petrov ...... so unpretentious , like in the army , by the name ....... it turned out that it was important to ...... in the future. .......
  So, back road to the next village dopetlyala ...... go all silent ...... right on the course drew shop ....... Driver : " Smith" , that ....
- Got it - got out of the car and the shop is from there ankogol capacity of 250 mL, bottle of vodka , the then ......... silently sat in the cab ........ opened the cork, asked , we Do we ....... we naturally refused , well, they're not particularly persuaded ........ vybulkali her for two, was pulled from the glove compartment local apples , ate , and we moved on ... ...... yes , we think ceases to be a languid evening ....... but it is necessary to go ........
Going further, all silent, not gorjunov ........ ........ so another village shop ....... ......
Driver: " Smith" .....
He : "Understood " .....
The procedure is repeated with absolute precision .........
    Again, we go all silent ....... no sound , we have some of the fear, but they seem to have the habit ......
So ..... on the horizon, the next village , really again ......... yes ...... imagine .........
Driver: " Petrov ......"
He : " I understand ......"
Again , this is great .......... yes ........... great , you, Russia ....... how many more villages ahead ........
So, I counted that day about 7 or eight of these stops, and always an apple for a snack , and all this in silence, and only ....... ....... Got Petrov ......
Finally appeared on the horizon Semyonovka , as we have learned , do you think , so the driver and said , "Well, here we are , now would be as in the tank " , - he said , and turned to the field to cut , he said, was the way . ...... and the field has been known to happen in the autumn plowed and this was no exception ........ then we are on all these bumps , across the furrows, jumped on the car, as on a washboard , as yet not stalled , I do not know , but it seems to have worked is not decreasing speed ....... I look at my classmate , she pale ........ and then .... I do , I do from the bottom I do not see .......
Shaking ended abruptly , so we stopped ........ ....... ssspppaassibooo squeezed my traveling companion and I , as usual, offered to pay for our driver just cackled like a stallion and collapsed on the steering wheel , then he would still have been unable to cut ...... fell asleep at once, as well as Petrov ......... we got through something like it in the cab, and sluggish feet , I'm from the fact that I sat on , but she out of fear, of course ....... crawled seek a teacher , and then it seemed to her that in a passing car flashed his face ....... we have the car , we run ... Orem .... .......
Whether bump them slowed , or anything else , but they stopped ....... it turned out that the teacher in the village today , no, he went to the dean's office yesterday for some cases and will be tomorrow, but they are going in the direction of public bus and we can drop off ...... Yes ..... day obviously worked for us ........ it's all happening in this one day ......... but you said so I put it all in one story .......
The machine, which we picked up in such a wonderful way , turned out to transport the chairman of the village council , followed by the bus and the driver was racing ...... just raced since he did not turn off the last speed at all, and we are in the back seat just shooting up to the ceiling, which consisted of canvas and was soft , otherwise solid bruises would be provided ..... I'm mindful of the ride in the back seat moto , got up and did not sit down more, and how to ride a horse , trying to bounce down, jumped , holding iron Handle front seat .........
Step out of the car , we both did not understand in what space we are in, and only approached the bus brought us back to being .......
How do we get back to the " Good bees ," I do not remember now , apparently, just , otherwise I would have remembered ........ but , more importantly, we found that village , left a message for the teacher, and the day has arrived Machine and we left for Semenovka ......... But that's another story .....

Sunday, November 10, 2013

88 day extension last three :


So , combine, now you probably understand why I shared this story for a few ......
no ...... but simply because it is long , and I have , all the same , short stories , and read a little better than a bunch at once ........
 We 're going to combine, resting on foot traveling ....... but our idyll did not last long ........ harvester moved on , and we are in the words of the combiner , it was necessary to curtail the right ....... well , well, it is necessary, so it is necessary ...... but he reassured us that we can move forward with the public bus , though he does not know how much he will be in the area we go ..... choose from - behind the scenes combine and moved on, once again , of course , on foot , because as you remember , we only had time to night , and still had time to go back , as it were in his stall ......
Come on, sun was hot , water is not, however, like everything else , too , I mean eat ......
  And luckily for us , hear the roar of the engine behind ....... and that this would be a guess from three times .......
BUS ! ! ! ......... Hurray! ! ! ........ We come to wave his arms and legs , but he already would have probably , would stop ........ we jumped into his room, and rushed towards his luck ........... trees on the sides of the road flashed like crazy, at least so it seemed to us , after previous vehicles .......... 43 km swept like a flash, and then it turned out that before Semyonovka bus does not go , but only up to a point designated in the schedule , as well as on ...... more .. because that way about 20 kilometers will be ........ we got off the bus and walked to the store to at least something - something to eat and drink .........
  And it was the right idea ........ after all , where they do not know the stores in all or almost all ......
And to me and so far it seems that day we were lucky as ever .......
Opening the door to the store , we made sure we got back to the point ...... there was not a single customer , then we will have time to buy is not only fast , but without haste and ask , how do we get our Semenovka .... ..... after a couple , three questions , it became clear that the only way to get there , so it's milk , which comes every day to the local creamery ..... he brings milk from collective farms ....... but the milk accompanies forwarder, and will take us to the driver , it is still unknown, as there is a small cabin , it's still machine with a long nose , if you remember these were at that time .......
 And now and then comes the climax and the most interesting of all our hitherto lucky enterprise ....... but more on that tomorrow ....... not because I was so unhealthy, but because it is too great story .......

Saturday, November 9, 2013

87 day continuation of the previous two :


So we climbed into the vehicle , going, as on a throne of 2.5 meters above the ground,
high, far everything is visible ....... and our driver said that he was going just right , and we will have to turn off the road ....... well, nothing , because it will drive much .... continue to move ..... ....... ......... excellent weather we reach the turn, and we are forced to leave the hospitable host , again unknown ........
   Jumped on the tarmac , the tractor went ........ stand , we think that further ........ decided to go so far on foot to the next transport move ........ ..... ... engine noise is heard behind us on the way ........ try to slow down , surprisingly, also stops ....... would never guess what this time the taxi ..... COMBINE ..... ....... with all relevant gadgets , ahead of the unit to compress the grass or what he's reaping , rear hopper for collecting mown crop and everything else .......... combiner asks us , they say, that we ought ........ almost in one voice shout that we need to Semenovka , too, that he looked on the back of his head , apparently checked with pi wait EU navigator, and has spoken to us that about is where we come to ask him, too , so he drove ....... pokumekali , they say, is not comfortable , we chirped that we are all good , just to go ....... well, he waved his hand , let creeps .......

Friday, November 8, 2013

86 days - this is the continuation of yesterday :


So, we stand on the road, where next move ....... silence ..... birds chirping ........ sun rises ....... finally heard the noise of the engine ... ..... it drives a tractor, I do not know the brand , so on big wheels ...... we wave to stop ...... driver, apparently in surprise , hit the brakes ...... . to it ........ we first asked him if he knew where the Semyonovka , a village inhabited by our teacher - the savior ........ tractor driver scratched his head , pomyakal , goading , and said that if he does not know , but it seems that there and waved his hand in their driving , then we will ask him on board, so to speak , but then he expressed some doubt , but whether it will suit us, we are assured , more convenient means of transportation we had never seen , and he agreed ....... we climbed this hill , about 1.5 meters, and rolled ........ better to go bad than good to go ...........
Now, I have to leave you until tomorrow , and not because it's my trick , just really some troubles ........ tomorrow , welcome , necessarily continue , sorry , see you tomorrow ... .....

Thursday, November 7, 2013

day 85

I can not stand those who promise but do not perform so ........ I myself always, if what you promised , then doing , whatever it may cost me , so I promise , too, with the expectation .. ....
  And yesterday , I remember, I promised you something interesting geese , is not it ? ? ...... 7
So, in the village of Good bees , and I would have added , evil geese, I am with my classmate spent only two days, and as you can see , I remember it so far, but it's probably about something , but says .... .. Well , come on, with geese ..... talk about us ...... my comrade , seeing the improvements stay in sight, offered me to change the place of deployment as a whole month without breakfast and be at a constant fear of being plucked or gander geese , bright prospects not promise ........ I tried to argue that this is not possible, and where we sent the dean's office, and there we have to be in it ........ turn led counter- called knowledge , that is, it is an indisputable fact of such use of these things, and why do not we try to create it , too , it only need to find on the collective spaces of her friend's teacher , and the trick .... .... of course I had serious doubts , but goose threat overpowered , and we went to our local supervisor to take time off to look for a savior , surprisingly, he meekly let us out there that work, the name of a teacher or something is unknown , well, yes it does not matter ........
    At that time, we knew that this teacher with a group of our students as well as engaged in harvesting potatoes , and, in the same area ........ and we also know only the name of the village where they lived , but where is it in space, had no idea , and that with such little data we hit the road .....
  The only condition is that we have been delivered, it is the evening should be back , regardless of the results .......
We , of course, agreed ....... In the morning , having risen about 6 hours, we went on foot to the track, as there was called straight asphalt road that connects the city with each other , like, was more republican .... go ... about 15 minutes , and here we stand by it, and we think that our way to the right or to the left ....... ........
 Have you noticed that I was lost in conversation , this is a purely technical lining, now I have the opportunity to just report it and say that this story I can dorasskazat tomorrow , I apologize ..... until tomorrow .....

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

day 84



Today all night again mouse gnawing of something , and I, of course, of - for it not sleep ....... I sit now as boiled ...... but you are probably waiting for my opus , maybe and is not, and yet , I am writing ..........
  In ancient times, when the time and it was not, though , no, it is, of course, was just no one could consider it , that is , people do not know that you can then determine how , when and what was what when will ...... well, that , for example , of course ......... and if it is fair, and now there are people who do not care much for the time being ...... .. probably , they have nothing to lose and gain , too , they are , by their nature, hermits , although living with us, and enjoy all the benefits of society ....... strange, is not it .......
   Although what I'm about ..... ........... and hermits ....... there is a village where all the inhabitants are ......
and the village is called " Bee Kind " , and now I do not remember telling you about them or not, if yes, then I'm sorry ...... but it seems that no ....... so, I, as student of the institute, was sent with his band at work in the farm , then all sent to one month for the harvest , and basically present the following picture , we came to help, and local employees at this time relaxed , and sometimes for the duration of our , so to speak , invasion , so we have worked hard , and those that we have been called to help , could do not to come to work , they were not able to ....... well , but that's their business .... ...
   So, welcome bees .......... village , so-so , nothing special if it were not for one thing ......
Inside the village there was not a single blade of grass ....... NO SINGLE ........ Have you ever seen such that the village had no grass anywhere .... ......... ... even under the fences ........ bare earth ......
I , at first , his eyes widened .......... ground, which then ....... but soon everything was explained ........
in the village lived in each house flocks of geese ...... they are then led to a similar appearance village .......... so to speak, they were pleased to pull out ....... all the green surface. .....
but only worth step beyond the perimeter , so to speak of this settlement, all right ..... everywhere , as it should .......... grass ....... everything is normal .. ... but inside , a kind of snout with nothing , bare peat soil is almost black, on an even more sinister , as if what the weapon was tested , bare place ....... what that anxiety, even causes , incomprehensible ... ..... a tremor in the brains ........ and even more tremors and shaking , but , in the muscles, causing the time of release of these birds , so to speak , to the vast rural street ...... . so they do not frighten anyone important , slowly and cackling about their superiority over the shaky little people , headed to the ponds, the bulk of which were present outside the village ...... and while they swam so no one could go anywhere , because they attacked en masse and pinched ..... and it is very painful and unpleasant , and even the fact that it is almost impossible to fight back ......
 Here are a waterfowl and defined schedule in the village ...... and we are from - for them is always late for breakfast in the dining room, but who cared ........ but, extraordinary has a very good property , (at that time it seemed to me , at least) , it can not last a long time , so why not say , but after two days , I and my comrade on their studies, have already moved to another farm ............. but that is another story, at least , if not more interesting , as there , the characters are very colorful personages , and I do not want to summarize them here with geese, Oh ! ! ...... they are much INTERESTING ......... but they then maybe tomorrow .........

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

83 day


Lovely sunny weather , and yesterday lashed rain all night ........ but I like the rain , and in general , any weather is fine with me , except the wild heat ....... yes ...... I remember 2010 year , summer and
impenetrable fug , and nowhere on it does not go, and it lasted for almost two months ....... and I did not expect to live to frost , so it was bad ........ but then abruptly as it has become easier breathe , and, as if with one click turn off something , and the compression inside the chest disappeared ....... what it was, no one knows ....... and now that the summer begins , I am terribly afraid , that the nightmare begins again .......
    Speaking of summer, early, before 2010, I have always , however, as all rejoiced his offensive capabilities less wear clothing in the winter it is somewhat annoying, as well as a swim in the lake, the pool we do not have ...... and rinse your clothes .... much easier than in the winter , when only the hole, and all the freezes , and we must wait for it to thaw and then just pressing and hang out to dry .....
  And now , by the way , about the rinsing process is quite lengthy, and requires a few common factors is the presence of a reservoir, trolley to go to deliver a heavy -washed linen , a bucket in which it should be pounded to remove the higher quality of it washing powder, tree , it's slop- stick, which is a linen volohtaetsya on the water , as his hands this action is much more difficult and less strongly, and that in fact it is necessary to rinse well , and finally, the bridges on the pond , not to gurgle at the shore, where the water would inevitably mutilas and the laundry would not only washed away , but even more to get dirty , simply need a depth ........ and so, all the factors I have at that time there were but one of the bridges was not ...... .... and I had to drive all a bunch of clothes on the other side, where these bridges were the most , and, and , not bad ....... I trudged back ...... half an hour later I set foot on dry surprisingly boards ....... and laid out the clothes, and began the process ........ gurgling gurgling ..... ..... there ...... here ..... suddenly hear the sound of a motor boat , sails past .. .... Well , okay , I think, far away from me , the wave will not touch ....... but then it died out ......... I hear screams, turn my head , and my right another boat in her two men shouting and waving their hands , I think that there is ...... stopped gurgling , it was better to hear ...... and the water spreads good sound ........ these are the two and asked a peasant from a motor boat to take them to the trailer , tired of waving paddles ....... on speech it is clear that they are both under Shafei ....... and, pretty ........ the guy on the motor-boat , without hesitation . pulls up to him and throws a rope , they hitched her , and already looking forward to a comfortable journey , sat on different sides ....... wait .......... motorboat was an iron and had an engine with 12 horsepower HERE ....... .......... .......... started up immediately and went , apparently , not very slow ........... and boat, which towed it was wooden , and, apparently, not very new ......... the jerk nose wooden boat immediately split in two , and the process of splitting the boat went along and ended when the fault reached the middle of it, and she , of course, went immediately to the bottom of the depth ....... there was about half a meter , and the two passengers were exactly to his neck in water, but seeing that that is not the case, they took up the oars and began to yet they paddled , and here is a picture : the water only two heads and waving paddles simulating rowing and motorboat continues to drag them , and the man they did not even turns around, and only when he does push my way to the bottom , turned around and stopped, and those hard paddle ....... motorboat pulled up to them , and they are not paying attention, hard fumble hands under the water along the bottom of his boat and swear at one another , because they can not find a bottle and yell at each other, it was necessary to put in the front of the boat , because , actually , they go and put it , and the nose is broke in two, and it is doubtful whether the bottle is now within the sides of this double swimming means .......... . man with a motorboat and could not to shout to them , if they needed his help , and waved and drove on .......

Monday, November 4, 2013

82 day


Yesterday, I tried to create something that language training , only to come up with a few topics ........ well, and that's good .......
      It is now late autumn , and 43 years ago , my brother and I lived for a while in our grandmother , as we have repaired the home oven, and we could stop ....... was September , very sunny with a thick fog , and as you know , the fog is a good helper, began to grow mushrooms, namely , mushrooms ........ Oooooh ! ! ...... it's a delicacy and where we lived with my grandmother , was near the forest and it is just the very grown mushrooms .......... and grandmother , of course , and went after them almost every day ........ as well as the village is not large, the lack of mushrooms at all ......... and my grandmother was always a catch .......... she went into the woods on the morning - before, while we were sleeping ..... .... and this time , it seems , had slept little , and left a little later .......
   I woke up at Shasta kitchen, and no one was there ....... in the hallway , too ......... barn on the top , too , one that is ..... ..... .... then I remembered that my grandmother probably went looking for mushrooms in the forest ...... well, I guess we have to wait ........ and wait , as always, it seems a very long time ... yeah .... me and all that 12 years, and my brother , and even less ...... I waited , waited , and then there is my grandmother , all of a sudden , I think, got lost , we must , I think, to go look , I'm a little you know where it goes ......
out into the corridor , pushed open the door , but no, locked ....... I did not know that it locks us ...... because before she came before we wake up ....... .. so ..... What to do ...... is necessary as that to get out of the house ....... I returned to the room and walked to the window and knock the frame does not open and there ........ and hinges on it does not, so you have to look the other , the benefit that the windows had a lot ....... I finally found a window that had a hinge on the door posts , I walked up to her and pushed ........ and how you think happened ? ? ? ! ! ....... and ....... nothing unless you consider that the entire frame is entirely hryasnulas and flew down , and there was a pile of bricks ....... but a miracle ! ! ..... it is not broke ...... I opened mouth , in the - first , why had the entire frame , but did not open as it should have been, in - the second, why she did not break , which, of course , very good ........ but I had no time to do there is all sorts of inferences necessary to save his grandmother ....... I got out , not without difficulty, of course, on the street, and ran to the woods on the edge ...... I stopped and began to cry grandmother ... .... no response ...... I have to shout a bit, but I was afraid to enter the forest , and suddenly , too, get lost , will be even worse ......... shout more ...... . quiet ........ but my head is like a brother there , because he is still small, and one to watch , I had to run back ......
  I take refuge in the hope that my grandmother had already come , but no one .... the doors lock again ....... I had to climb out the window , and it is , I tell you , will be more difficult ...... ... well, like something crawled , as the frame back then huddled ............. surprisingly , it turned out ....... sit and wait ....... grandmother still no ............ Well , I'm troubled economy , a scorpion , and even a dog, as you understand , sign , what Do you want to .......... situation extraordinary even for an adult , and then the child with an adult thinking ....... Well , that ..... I nakatannomu on the way , went back to the frame , pushed and tried to keep her from falling , but, naturally , it's heavy , and slipped out again, and there on the pile of bricks ...... I closed my eyes , that now I hear ringing glass, but nothing but the PCB did not hear again ......... frame is not broken ...... phew ! ! ...... I climbed out again and again rushed to the forest ........ screamed, screamed ............ nothing ....... well , what do we need to go back ........ ran and saw our neighbor , grandmother , who had an unusual name Felicity , and she was sort of a light, unlike the old lady just . this is the way ........ told her that our grandmothers no, in the woods ........ Aunt Felicity , so we called her , explained to me that we should not worry that my grandmother never do not get lost and will come soon , so I asked her to help me to insert a frame back ....... it certainly helped ........ I got back into the house, and decided to wait for more .... ... sitting with his brother on a mattress on the floor , so we were asleep, so as not to slip at night , huddled together in silence ...... how much time has passed , I do not know, but I hear someone coming toward the porch and the lock is unlocked ......... just a little brother and I looked out of the door , is the grandmother ......... angry ........ it can be seen , Aunt Felicity had already told about our antics ........ I said to my grandmother , I ask her , she did not speak to her father will scold , and she is silent ......
  Well, here is how it forgot partially , while the father did not come for us ......... grandmother , of course , he said, but not vvide complaints , but just laugh at me and his father was a wise man , and never punished if we were not to blame, he first understand ........ here and there, he looked at the frame and says duck as you can see that the loops are not fastened to it , and I would not understand .. .... he took the instrument and loop fastened to the frame , this time it will not fall down ......

Sunday, November 3, 2013

81 days


Now I can finally get down to business , I thought, and reached for the keyboard, but I remembered that my critic has given me a task that I have created an exemplary method of teaching language ........ but it is not very fast and simple, I 'll tell you ...... besides a lot of time was spent in search of my document that I need to take a few days ........... hardly found , and that's what I can tell you how many times she renounced , keep all documents in one place, so as not to waste time remembering where and when, and with what bag you were there trying to figure out that the document could be here then , I am about myself, of course .......... Well, it still depends on the type , so to speak , a man .............
    If you want, you can suggest a test to determine who you are ........ so fast, do not hesitate to answer the question of which of the following do you like shapes : circle, square, triangle , rectangle, which is on the short edge and zigzag ....... when I was offered this test , I chose the right zigzag ..... and now I understand why so disorganized ...... I live , people - zigzag that is, give out a lot of creative ideas , but the order in worldly affairs do not have time or do not feel like you have to make ...... that is very bad not only for ourselves but for others too , I confess , I try to deal with them , but the sense small matter ....... all of the remaining figures can briefly report that the triangle is a man - a leader , he always has money, but they had never delayed ........ square a person who likes to order in everything , he always looks unhappy , but inwardly he is doing well ....... rectangle on the short edge , this is a man - a child for life , no matter how much it 's been years ..... man ... - circle, when it is always a lot of friends in his home, he is hospitable and hospitable ...... and yet apart from pure forms , may be more , and mixtures thereof , everything is more difficult , however, as life itself. ....... sorry for such a long explanation , but I think that sometimes it is necessary to know exactly who we are ........ why? ..... yes just so you do not waste emotions and health , that is, do not berate yourself in vain , and generally berating yourself , it is very bad ........ best of all, if something happened then that you do not like in yourself , realize that you made ​​a mistake and promise myself that it does not repeat , otherwise you can hurt yourself very much ....... do not berate yourself ........
 And what I want you to do today is to tell ...... oh yes .......
 In deep my childhood , when I bought a two-wheeled bicycle , I thought, how is it possible that a person sits , literally , on a thin line , and does not fall for a long time ........ I fell in one direction and then in another side, that is, to the ground I could not reach to be substituted in - the time his feet, but , as such, the drive is, of course , does not work , but I persevered and push off push off their feet from the surface of the track , and the feet on the pedals do not have time to deliver, again as it was necessary to use them as props ..... sad ..... I thought, and kept repeating and repeating this action again and again ........ and Oooooh ! ! ! ....... MIRACLE ! ! ...... I went , even though kriulyami , but your feet on the pedals ......... I could not believe my feelings, and only when the track ended, which I studied, I realized that I was going ! ! ! ........ BIKE ! !
SAMA ! ! ! ....... Hurray! ! ! You probably also when it is experienced ..........
 And then, as the years passed , I was entrusted to an adult bike, I have learned it is much faster ......... there was a little bit on - another first ......... supported me and the bike from side my friend, she had already been in this business assom ......... and then, suddenly , she let go and ran to the side of the machine , and then in front of me , I'm going , goggle that who keeps me if it runs ahead , but I did not even have time to get scared , she cried to me , I'm driving myself ........... like yourself? ! ! I shouted to her, and she yells back to me , that it is in the side, and I'm not falling .......... and here I go and do not believe it ........ in my head hammers ........ here you drop! ! ! ... Here you drop! ! ! ....... but I did not fall ........ and since then I have not soared on the bike and ride it ....... thank you ... it .........

Saturday, November 2, 2013

day 80


Despite some dullness and ordinariness , there are probably programs that do not allow a person to slip into a slough of despondency and hopelessness , and are referred to these programs who commandments , who dreams of the future , or even as that , because otherwise people might collapse from a simple failure or unpleasant set of circumstances in a whirlpool of depression and stay there forever ..........
A necessary and then only because it remember the humor , cling to it, you tie disturbing situation to him, and thus escape from the clutches of obsessive thoughts , that is, we must begin at least to think ........ slightly different direction ...... and you will not notice how the mainstream of turbulent emotions will flow smoothly in a steady flow of the river on the plain ........
 And if you remember about the ocean , then it is said to spring spill over its coastal edge and then every man for himself , and who can not , too ........ By the way , very often about this treat ..... ...
And this is food for thought .......... so to speak for the gifted and advanced ..... and if you are reading this, then you are one of them ..........
And why did he spill , so scientists bayut , that this event will emerge from prenepriyatneyshee - due to the fact that the ice at the poles will melt partially and partially slide into the ocean and its , so to say mass to squeeze out the water on ......... hope understand the mechanism .......
And now the two bottles ........
But first things first , you may remember that I once zareklas to argue , I'm about to jump sarayki , but again violated the promise of these things , but after many, many years, being at the age of about 28 years .... ...
And it happened at the course , I'm about studying at the institute , and so, in our class prefect was a young man , well, as a young man, then he has already knocked many as 30 , he had a wife , quietly , quietly , I'm not talking about that I have never climbed into family units , it is more than a hopeless exercise , I'm on the other ........ he and I started a dispute , the subject of which I do not remember , in this case, it is not important ..... interesting ... and then my suggestion is that we are arguing for two bottles ........ then I had specified , it is important whether or not they are two bottles , he said no, and we broke the hand .. ...... and since I already knew in advance that I lose a bet , then came up with some hohmu ........ namely , I bought two bottles of yogurt, remember, they were then in a glass dish with foil lids and could spill if dropped onto his side , quietly , quietly ........ I'm not some sort of sadyuga that , in - the first translation of the products , and in - the second , soil reservoirs, in which carry these products, I I mean so scarce in those days, diplomats ......
who could not afford every student ....... and we are passionate about such things prestige ...... So, I was distracted by preparing these kefir , yes, and why the yogurt , but I'm just always been a fanatical opponent of alcohol and , of course, a healthy lifestyle , too ... ... Now, bringing these bottles to the lecture , I went to the head , and we found out that I lose a bet , he was with some advantage , looking at me , it was already decided that I was rolling it to lose a bet , but I , to his surprise, took from his briefcase bottle wrapped in paper , he seems to have thought , that it was not visible, it is still mayor of the course and all that, and all around people ..... silently took the dispute and put the product ! ! ..... it into his briefcase , of course, I stopped lying ....... ....... and Ran to a safe distance , shouted to him that he did not put the bottle horizontally ...... he was surprised , and unfolded the paper ........ AAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ......... he yelled , but it was late, I was already at the top of the stairs of the lecture hall , and catch has been pointless ........
 I thought he would be offended at me, but no ........ the other day , he even thanked me , it was yogurt, it turns out, his wife told me to buy it, but he forgot and only remembered at home , and stores that have been closed ...... and it would be a great comeuppance , his wife is steep , was rumored to be , and here , as found ....... we were laughing with him the other day .... ...

Thursday, October 31, 2013

79 day

 


Not having slept all night, I , nevertheless , it is still with you , and I have not slept in - for my boyfriends , no, do not think for something obscene , it's just my seals that exist among us here soon, as 4 years, and today one of them yelled through the night , and, by some trumpet voice, why? , but just so .......... and another person , not invited me , it's a mouse, it is an idiot all night rustling and gnawing of something , and I threw it in what was at hand ........ general, eyes droop , and now on continue to broadcast a TV set , which is closer to spring, can get the next flood , because of - for warming will melt glaciers and all coastal structures become submerged ......... well, let's hope that this is just a joke. ......
  On top of that yesterday I had found some nesostykovochka came home from the shops where I was , roughly , about an hour ........ I saw that my handset , which was attached to the wall with the actual phone apparatus, forked , and part of it lies on the floor , that is , the upper part of it has disappeared , and that creates a bond on - still hanging on the phone, and continues to function ........ strange, is not it .. .....
I have this somewhat alarmed , given that nothing and no one could touch her ​​like that , so she fell and broke , as the seals of security at the time of leaving us out of the house, removed to a place where they are limited in movement, so that nothing is dumped and do not hurt .......... then who could it ....... afoot to create multiple versions , but they better keep silence I ............

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

78 day


Long after midnight , I suddenly opened my eyes , the light fell from the window of the lamp , and strange shadows , as always, the day marked some inconspicuous figure ....... it would seem so special , but one of the shadows that resembled profile grandmother with a pencil on the back of his head , suddenly began to crawl towards the door , which by the way has never been closed , moreover, was tied to a nail on the wall to keep to pass , because the kitchen is what I always carried , or a hot pan or a plate of soup , it's not up yet , and hold the door ....... and why , you say , it is necessary to carry these things out of the kitchen , and I 'll explain my kitchen has a volume of approximately 2.5 m2 , and eating it is very difficult ..........
  And so, this shadow moved slowly in the door and melted ........
Well , it's mysticism, and yet we were not available to the understanding , that is , we can only state the facts , but to interact with these phenomena we still can not afford ........
But the use of such wonders as computers , television and video equipment, and especially mobile phones , as we perceive them , granted, but if you think about it , how could all this come up and do a mind is not understandable ..... now .. and how to use them .......... known by gamers is a connection of space, and the man on the white side of the world can communicate with loved ones and family people that may be more important ...... . but, as you probably already know that not all of the contacts we sometimes desirable , and that at this time, apparently , such a case I was watching ...........
 The crowd on the street, I 'm trying to slip through it ....... and then hear the phone call, and, of course , reach for your pocket , but still I doubt not my kind of peeps ........... just not my sound goes .......... from somewhere above that in the case ......... look up and fly me phone calls and at the same time ...... class! ! ....... however, had never seen the like ....... it fell somewhere in front of me in traffic and crowding out of sight ......... apparently someone whom you really got .......... ..

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

day 77

Humanity wants , it will be possible upon request to become a genius or a psychic , and all is right, is to go through a milestone when all the forces of the body are turned on full blast ..... and as you can imagine that such a process requires the support of Medicine at some point ......... it is possible that such techniques in the near future there will be already widely available , but do not rush to take advantage of them , as long as there is no nor any guarantee that the acquired skills will at least not be a burden ........ I know of people who have a lifetime with them to exist, and these people are dreaming to become common as everyone does not shy away from pursuing their " helpers " as they call ..... .
 And then the conversation to the topic ......... I personally , however , briefly , has experienced the effect of this as yet unexplored possibilities .......
I was supposed to meet my friend , but the time has not been determined at random and I went to her , hoping that she would be home ....... coming to her home I was like I realized that it's not there . ....... but , anyway, I went on to go ....... and suddenly in front of my eyes, like something in the air or something, her face appears in full size and even a few more , mouth open as if about to pronounce the sound , but , of course, no sound .....
I went over to her house , and there , hanging lock ....... Well , what do you do to go back .......
waited some more, and went back .........
I'm coming, and in the place where it floated face encounter herself ........ talk about this story , and she laughs , but did not tell me ........ returned with her ​​to her home and talked and I went home .......
In the evening, came across a book that just describes a similar ability called remote viewing .......